Write an episode that features Sebastian Bach singing "Ain't No Holla Back Girl" at a Bat Mitzvah.

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Indicate the presence of a hot guy by saying, "Excuse me, do you have at least 3 Dave Matthews CD's?"

Air an all afternoon marathon of What Not to Wear.

Pass for 267 yards and rush for 200 yards whilst kicking the Trojans to the curb.

Knock the league leader out in the first round of the playoffs.

Make me a Paul Anka cd with Paul Anka the dog on the cover.

Be an OFO.

Buy Coldplay tickets!!!

Call me at 9 in the morning and sing, "Among the nations, tribes, and tongues..." when I answer the phone.

Come into the game as a back-up and run for 96 yards and a touchdown.

Start selling holiday coffee creamers, including pumpkin spice, gingerbread, egg nog, AND peppermint mocha, at the grocery store.

Ask me if I'm supposed to be like one of those people from like the 90's or something.

Leave my car at the airport with a full tank of gas when I left it closer to empty.

Be the first, and only, person at work to ask about my family and the hurricane when I've only known you for 3 weeks.

Walk right into someone else's apartment, thinking it's mine, and say, "You're not Karyn."

Score four touchdowns in one quarter in the endzone right in front of me.

Help me move, even when it's raining.

Implement an auto-save mechanism for my composed email messages.

Leave me a message saying I payed too much rent and ask me to write a check for $150 less.

FILL my gmail inbox....overnight!

Play me a Dave Matthews song on command.

Return the ball you stripped 85 yards for a touchdown, capping off the win at 34-10.

Make me a mixed cd of various uplifting Christian songs and send it to me in the mail.

Accidentally order the large print edition of the book for small group.